When it’s fully warmed up and you’re trying to enjoy the summer but you’re still this 🤏 close to a breakdown 😭
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
The Spamton Sweepstakes were truly a fucking phenomenal event
Imagine hearing that Toby Fox is doing a merch raffle for charity and going Oh Neat! :) and then finding out that the raffle was all spamton themed, and all the items being raffled are bogus spamton merch like a single fake banana in a glass case, or a bath mat in the shape of an egg. Imagine clicking on the fake ads and realizing they all lead to Secret Pages with Deep Lore Implications. Imagine tuning in to the stream where they announce the winners, expecting to see three guys and a dog plush doing it like last time, only to watch Wayneradiotv get killed on livestream while fleeing from the FBI. Toby Fox is truly a master at his craft.
Berdly put his entire phone number in his username. Spamton said on twitter that you could pay to milk him. And confirmed that he and Jevil were divorced. This all happened shortly after Sans won the sexyman poll and the queen died. This was a major timeline event
That stream was my only experience of what the hell Deltarune is, and by god I want to preserve that innocence in amber
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas
here are the ones who run the factories
and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
